As part of the latest Home Office “I’ve been caught fiddling my expenses” initative, the Home Secretary has annouced that, in a clearly anti-competitive move, they will be giving away B&Q vouchers for 15% off the cost of locks and other home security equipment.

For the duration of this initative, for as long as they are valid, Discreet Security will be accepting these vouchers for money off any security item we have in stock. Lock cylinders, night latches, BS locks, lever locks, padlocks, chains, window locks and additional door security, even security head screws, all now have 15% off. Please note that this does not include labour charges, as these are already very reasonable, especially if pre-booked, and nor does it include emergency call-outs and key cutting. It does include uPVC door repairs though, despite them being unobtainable from B&Q.

Don’t waste your money on something unsuitable and DIY – call an expert! It’s not a wobbly shelf, it’s your family’s safety.